Hey ppl, Long time o! how was your easter?…mines was not bad at all, overall a relaxing wknd. My LoverMan was around so hey, I wasn’t alone, yay!

So in my usual tradition of gisting you about my past experiences,(nothing new is happening asides studying whomp whomp) here’s another story for you.

When I was younger my mum wasn’t a church goer but she made sure if I went to stay over at a relative’s place or if there was just a close friend of hers who lived around me , I attended church. Glory be to God, she started attending about 8 years ago and has since given her life to Christ, you go mum!

So when I say I have been to soo many different churches, is it foursquare, Anglican, redeemed, I think I refused to enter cele, but sha sha you get the gist, I have been too a lot of churches and  have 2 memorable stories that had me thinking Dang yoooo are you serious type stuf, which I wanted to share. You know how kids can sometimes we wise for their age, me I definitely knew what I thought Baba God might not be too pleased at o.

Disclaimer: these are my personal experiences o, don't be offended...they just stayed with me for life!

No 1 – Foursquare

I used to live near a foursquare church and one faithful evening, some aunty was going to the church and decided that I would attend night vigil with her; I think my mum had travelled. First off, I was already scared of the church, because you know how in naij there wouldn’t be NEPA and then in the middle of the night churches will start their night vigil and you can actually here the prayers; casting out evil spirits, binding and having battles with the devil type prayers..mehn I was scared o but what could I do but attend. Little did I know I was in for a scarring experience! So we get to church and its times for prayers..yes the casting demons type prayers…my heart started beating cause I sha didn’t want no evil spirit flying around me, I immediately shut my eyes and just covered myself with the Blood of Jesus, that how I made mistake of opening my eyes o…why did I see this Pregnant lady, she must have been atleast 7 months start jumping around, I really don’t know I guess she was filled with the Holy spirit or either casting evil spirit out of her, next thing I knew she was rolling on the floor! On her stomach! This scarred me o cuz I was just thinking about her baby, what if she hurt the baby, I wanted to go and help her but what could little ole me do? I was just thinking where are the church officials to help her up? But no one came to help her, my ppl when I say this picture still stays in my mind till today and I must have been like 8 or 9, its here o…this to me was def a Dang Yooo..Baba God might not be to happy with this!.

No 2 – Household of God

This story to me is just too damn funny. Soo my cousin and I attended the church with one of our uncles and of course when it was time for the main service, we got sent to children’s church. Me I didn’t like going to children’s church o, afterall I was grown in my mind and could handle adult preaching..abi am I the only one who felt like that? Anyways we ended up in children’s church and they started their service, when it was time for prayers, the older kids that where teaching immediately shouted “IF YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO SPEAK IN TONGUES PLS MOVE OVER HERE!” ahh me that I had never attended quickly shifted over, next thing one of the teachers now came and said “ok I am going teach you just open your mouth and say whatever comes to you head” aahhhhhh shioo what if it’s something bad so I should just say it? I thought it was supposed to come from the Lord? I thought the spirit was supposed to move you? the boy standing next to me gave me a look like “I don’t know about this o”…she was like “JUST DO IT!” let’s just say I was happy when the whole deal was over cause that just made me say DANG YOOO! My silly Uncle goes what if you said “I I I I want to eat rice and beansssssss” dry guy.

Enjoy your week ;-)