~Hi ppl, hope your week is going good so far, I have managed to be late to work  every day this week and don’t know if it will change before the week is up, I just can’t get myself to get out of bed before 7 even though my alarm is set for 6! Oh well they will all be alright in my office!

I just remembered an embarrassing but funny story from primary school that I just had to share with you; it had me cracking up at my silliness this morning. I believe this happened in primary 2 during our final exams.

I don’t remember what subject but Brainy like me, have to toot my own horn naa, (make myself feel better for the sheer stupidity about to happen), had finished the exam early and was feeling so sure about it that after double checking went to hand in my paper to the teacher. Of course she sent me back to my desk because you were not allowed to go out of the classroom until exam was over, you know how the teachers used to send tell you to go and sleep, so I proceeded to sleep or daydream or something..anyway a good amount of time went by and the teacher said “PENCILS UP, PASS YOUR PAPER FWD!” , so I wake up from sleep and I start freaking out, guess why, hahahahahahahahaha! because I could not find my paper, I STUPIDLY forgot that I had handed my paper and proceeded to search everywhere for it, all sorts of thoughts ran through my mind, “who is the thief that stole my paper?”, “did it fly somewhere and I didn’t notice it”, “where the heck could it be??”, but obviously I tried not to seem frantic to the teacher who probably didn’t even notice me since I handed it earlier.

So you know what Abeni Troubledeysleep does?? There was a boy sitting next to me so I took his paper and erased his name and wrote mine buhahahaha and then passed it forward to submit it. My ppl isn’t that real “trouble dey sleep, yanga (or Olodo as Chari J said) go wake am” behavior??? The boy sef was not sharp, how will someone take your exam and you wouldn’t report? Although I wouldn’t lie I felt relieved after all I won’t get zero on the exam.

So trust that my mum got called to school after the exams where marked because for some weird reason Abeni had 2 exams, one with perfect score, remember I said I was a brainy naa (shey you see am not an olodo) and another with almost zero, not me lai lai and ofcourse they did investigation to see how I had been doing in school overall, they also took a look at the handwriting, some CSI stuff going on, hehehe. So ofcourse I had to confess what I did and what was the number one punishment of primary school?? Write lines 100 times….. I will never ever take someone else’s paper and write my name on it!

Hope this brought some laughter to your day; it sure did bring to mine! ~